
Bratty Redhead
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Coffee Nerdery The Aarhus(Danish) edition →
October 05, 2013I recently traveled to Aarhus in Denmark for a Goto Conference. As always, I obsessed over where to get coffee that doesn’t suck. I did some searches…
You Don't Need No Stinkin Training →
August 02, 2013This post has been languishing in my drafts since May. I still wanted to write about it and I figured I should get it out there before I officially…
Shenanigans →
July 26, 2013I've been trying to think of a thoughtful and engaging way to tell everyone the news. I feel like I should reflect on the last two years of…
Cleaning Up The Clubhouse →
July 03, 2013I've been a bit reluctant to enter this discussion on my blog; partly because there are some amazing, thoughtful posts already that eclipse anything I…
Screencasts: Context is Everything →
June 28, 2013Yesterday I tweeted in frustration about being confronted with yet another screencast/video when searching for help on the internet. This has been a…
Ruby Toolchaining Part 3: Walking the Package Talk →
May 24, 2013This is the third post in a series about managing your Ruby Toolchain. Expect at least one more after this. You can also read:Pieces and Parts…
Managing Your Ruby Toolchain Part 2: The Package Repo Rant →
May 17, 2013TL;DR Use package repos for all your static softwareLast weekend I wrote a blog post that started exploring standards for managing your Ruby…
Pieces and Parts Managing Your Ruby Toolchain (Part 1) →
May 12, 2013I recently received an email from someone who attended my ChefConf talk and asked me to expand on a few things. As I started to answer the email, I…
Minneapolis St. Paul Ifracoders Meetup Recap →
May 07, 2013Last night we had a fun second meetup of the Twin Cities Infracoders group. On the docket were presentations and demos for Vagrant and Sensu. We had…
Devops Consulting: Why I Don't →
April 05, 2013I had an interesting exchange with Adam Jacob yesterday on Twitter around devops consulting. It's a topic I've discussed often with friends as we work…
Coffee Nerdery: Chromatic Coffee →
March 07, 2013Chromatic CoffeeLocation: Santa Clara, CA, a few miles from the Apple campusEspresso: EmperorHardware: La Marzocco and heavily modded grinders of…
Shell Scripts Are Like Gremlins →
December 13, 2012Today I ended up in a heated discussion with some team mates over deployment strategies. As is often the case with this team, myself included when I…
Coffee Nerdery: Blue Ox, Minneapolis →
September 15, 2012Blue OxLocation: Chicago and 38th St, South Minneapolis, MNEspresso: Counter CultureHardware: Mazzer and La MarzoccoCoffee Art: YesDrink…
Why Isn't This Funny →
September 04, 2012tl;dr: As a sysadmin, whenever someone tweets something snarky about sysadmins, I feel a little put down. As a result, I try to think twice about…
Coffee Nerdery: Blue Spoon →
September 03, 2012Blue SpoonLocation: New York, Downtown (Williams and Platt)Espresso: IntelligentsiaHardware: La Marzocco + MazzerCoffee Art: NoWiFi: yes, from the…
Coffee Nerdery: Financier, New York →
September 03, 2012Financiar CoffeeLocation: New York, Cedar & William, Downtown, Financial DistrictEspresso: Financier (roasted in Park Slope, Brooklyn)Machine: La…
Coffee Nerdery: Irving Farm, New York →
September 03, 2012Irving Farm Coffee RoastersLocation: New York, 14th St & 7th Ave, UptownishEspresso: Irving FarmsMachines: La Marzocco & DogeCoffee Art: yesWiFi…
Coffee Nerdery: La Colombe →
September 03, 2012La Colombe Location: New York, NoHo@400 LafayetteEspresso: La ColombeMachines: La Marzocco & MazzerCoffee Art: yesWifi: unknownServed in: 8oz…
Coffee Nerdery: Macchiato, NYC →
September 03, 2012MachiattoLocation: near Times SquareEspresso: Macchiatto 44 roasted by Seattle-based Fonte Micro RoastersHardware: Fonte brandedCoffee Art: NoWiFi…
Coffee Nerdery: Kaffe 1668 →
September 02, 2012Kaffe 1668Location: New York, Tribeca a few blocks from the GZ MemorialEspresso: IntelligentsiaHardware: Synesso & MazzerCoffee Art: YesWiFi: yesDrink…
Coffee for Traveling Nerds →
September 01, 2012I'm embarking on something I've wanted to do for a long time. Coffee reviews for traveling nerds. I don't travel extensively but I do go places and my…
Epic ATG Cheffing →
August 11, 2012I just want to take a moment to point you at an epic new Chef cookbook undertaking. John Larsen has been working on a cookbook to configure a full ATG…
Attributes Origami →
July 28, 2012This post has been percolating in my brain for a long time. I mean like, long. Ever since I read a snippet from last year's Chef Summit discussing…
Learning To Let Go →
July 11, 2012Today I was having a conversation about consulting and how important it is to not be emotionally attached to your solutions. As a consultant, you…
My Favorite JVM Arg EVER →
April 27, 2012This is partially a post for posterity because I can never remember the format of this when I want it and I have to search all over the Internets for…
Yak Hacking - A Story →
April 15, 2012I have a couple of half-written blog posts started this weekend. Real wordy things about scrummifying your infrastructure and my experience with it…
The Alien Technology Tuning Challenge →
April 06, 2012A friend challenged me tonight to write a brilliant blog post on tuning a technology about which I know nothing. Actually I don't think you can really…
Weekend Chef and Puppet project →
April 01, 2012I have a few clients that I keep in touch with and take on small projects from time to time. This has been a strange week. I'm technically full time…
Annoying Recruiter Call #45 →
March 26, 2012I enjoy independent consulting. For that matter, I enjoyed consulting for a consulting company. I've been doing it in one form or another since 200…
I am not a fangirl →
March 23, 2012In the beginning, there was no Apple... I have an uneven history of geekiness. Most of my geek comes from my dad. When I was little, sometimes my…
Puppet for Chef Users - Part 2 - When is a node a node? →
November 19, 2011Disclaimer: I have been working with Chef for about 18 months and Puppet for about 5 minutes. I don't claim to be an expert on Puppet nor warranty…
Puppet for Chef Users →
November 07, 2011I picked up a Puppet gig recently. The client already has an OS level Puppet install working. My job is to use my understanding of automation tooling…
Things I learned at Surge →
October 02, 2011Generalists are awesome. Value them or you're doomed. They make the best diagnosticians, especially when systems are large, complex, distributed and…
Wherein Sascha ponders a question that's already been asked a million times →
July 21, 2011What is DevOps? 2 years ago I had no idea. I was living the cycle of poorly planned, crappily implemented projects where artisan server builds were…
Reason #eleventyseven to automate →
June 24, 2011About 4 years ago, I was working for a remote client, building a large, fragile Yantra/WebSphere environment. The client had chosen to use the…
My ohai plugin →
June 24, 2011The plugin at githubWhen we started the Chef infrastructure automation project last year, a dev team started up at nearly the same time. I didn't know…
Another Chapter Done →
June 23, 2011I'm a professional services consultant for a truly enormous corporation; for two more weeks. I turned in my two week notice today. I think I'm all…